My Perfect Bed-Time Boyfriend!!!

You keep me warm, I hold you tight,
You stay with me, we never fight.

You never snore, you never smell,
Your wrinkly skin, you feel so swell.

You never moan, you’ll never cheat,
Whichever night, you’re full of heat.

We share our dreams, each every night,
I payed you few, this feels so right.

Me as single, got you near,
Dont feel lonely, have no fear.

Though one day soon, the day will be,
That you will go, that you’ll be free.

I’ll find a guy, to take your spot,
He’ll be the one, he will be hot!

But till the day, you leave my side,
I treasure you, I sleep with pride.

The world is round, and has no end,
Thats how long you’ll be, my hot-waterbottle friend.